Who I'm secretly crushing on

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    So who is a 40+ mom secretly crushing on?

         Well in my 30s there were the cavemen from Geicos commercials

1. The Most Interesting Man in the World, Jonathan Goldsmith. Aw he's been replaced damn - I'm still thirsty though.
2. Fuck, That's Delicious guy from Viceland. You know if you like the other white meat.
3. Saul Berenson from Homeland. Oh Mandy how did we get here. Well the CIA is hot right now!
4. And most recently it was the table of all Men at Fig & Olive Meatpacking, pun intended ha ha. Wow it was like united colors of cocks. Did I just say that? Well, if only my sister had been present to have a gander and flirt you know "meat" her future husband. I did get a stare or two from one of the men at that table. OK, so maybe I'm not so old after all. I'm sure he would retract that stare as soon as he would see me nurse my toddler though. Sheesh 😏

Now...

Well it's my old Italian lady. Aka my husband.  He offers me soup way too much as depicted here.